Who can lead me on the path to enlightenment? I search the truth about the woodworking tools god(s). I know he exists for he has smashed fingernails, and drawn blood from various body parts, and I must appease him before he exacts a more lasting sacrifice.
There is no Woodworking Tool God, because to be a God you have to have believers, and tools have no life.  You are probably looking for the Woodworking God instead.  He is a minor God, to be a major God he has to have a lot of believers, and few believe anymore.  The smashed fingers, etc., is a God’s idea of funny, their sense of humor is along the lines of a tack in a chair, so don’t count on sacrifices doing any good. However, if you have a sacrificial virgin handy send her along to me as I a Woodworking Priest and will put in a good word for you..